hotwinger:

Every member of The Wiggles has had sex, probably.

what’s your msn?
ancient excerpt from a dead language

princess-iya:

Omg this is so cute

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

whosthewhatnow:

Sundays with Helen.

neondragonfly:

Me this Valentine’s Day.

Flew myself to Hawaii

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.